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Creature Comfort Recipes

Spicy, Cheesy, Cornbread Muffins

¼ C. Butter                                     1 ½ cup extra sharp shredded cheddar

1 ½ C. Flour                                      2 eggs     

1 C. Cornmeal                                   1 C. Milk

1 ½ tsp. Baking powder                  1 C. Corn Kernels

½ tsp. Baking soda                           1(4oz) can of chopped jalapenos

1 ½ tsp salt

2 T. Sugar

1 tsp. 2-4-5 Trioxin or more

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.  Spray 2 muffin tins w/ non-stick spray or oil.

Place all the dry ingredients in a large bowl.  In a medium bowl, combine, buttermilk, eggs, milk and hot sauce.  Make a well in the ingredients and and stir in egg mixture followed by melted butter.  Stir batter in until evenly blended.  Stir in corn, peppers and cheese.  Fill muffin tins about ¾ full and bake about 45-50 minutes.

Zombie Poison Dip

8oz container of sour cream

4oz cream cheese

Zombie Poison hot sauce to taste

Use as a dip for veggies, potato chips, etc.

Steak Marinade

We just eyeball all these ingredients to taste depending on how much meat.  Just make sure you have enough liquid to cover the meat


Soy sauce

Chopped onion

Minced garlic


2 Gingers Whiskey

Olive oil

Plan 9 to taste

Marinate for an hour or so

Instant Guac-

1-2 avocados

1-2 roma tomato

Vyper hot sauce to taste

Mash the avos and add tomato and hot sauce.

This is great when you are short on time and don’t have all the ingredients on hand for Guacamole